Just when I thought it was safe to go into the water Al Gore pipes up with another prediction for rising water levels. So what now a new deep end?

I am fast coming to the conclusion that Al Gore got his speaking style from some of the old 'B' movies that flooded the theatres and Drive In's during the 50's and sixties, and for the most part people have paid attention to his 'B' movie rantings like teenagers in the back seat of their dad's 66 Chevy Impala. Yesterday though he fired his latest round across the bow of the good ship 'Intelligence' with his newest prediction that the earth's polar ice cap is in danger of melting within the next 5 to 7 years. Now from what I can gather the only way we could possibly stop this from occurring is to do the following.

First we have to kill off somewhere in the neighborhood of half to three quarters of the earths population, and of course bury them as opposed to burn as the carbon dioxide would be staggering although composting or an alternate food source (reference the movie Soilent Green)might also have some merit. Secondly we that are left, and I am assuming that I will as someone has to keep a written record of the event, will have to revert to our earliest instincts as we are going to have to live in a stone age setting since all forms or power generation, sanitation, manufacturing, transportation, central government and mass gatherings will have to be eliminated to cut down on greenhouse gases, all matches and butane lighters will have to be destroyed so there is no chance of fires being set for any purpose, in other words all food will be eaten raw and no more distilling or marijuana (which will probably drive most of the Progressive types to an early end anyway).

If all of this can be accomplished within the next two years, about the same time table President Obama lied about with his Afghan Policy, we have a slight chance that the caps won't melt and the seas won't rise, but then again with half of the people gone we won't miss a few miles of coastline. The world fish populations will come back, wildlife as was only known long before the turn of the century will also return, the PETA people would be so happy, but it won't matter because they are going to be in the group to be killed off to help save the planet along with all of the Pro-choicers, tree huggers, environmental scientists that have contrived most of this stuff, Democratic patronage workers (which may actually meet the one half of the worlds population), Socialists and atheists since they are basically the same as all of the above.

Essentially, Al Gore has stuffed his foot in his mouth once again and sadly he will have the goofs that listen to him filling his pockets with cash again to help prolong this moron's crusade for fake science.

Thanks for reading,

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Aristotle
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