My Lord, How Similar Phrases Have Such Different Meanings-Hey, Little Oscar, Is That Your Weiner Wagon? Hey, John Edwards, Is That Your Weiner Waggin?

The latest Politician to bite the dust, I am talking about the perfectly coiffed Senator John Edwards, is great news for several reasons. First, the public will not have to endure any more of this guy's sappy socialist rhetoric. He made his millions and had he made it into high office would have tried to make it impossible for anyone else to get to the position he managed to ascend to. Second, he showed what a schmuck he really is, his wife is dying of cancer and he couldn't wait for for her untimely passing (and God I pray that she has a miracle recovery and out lives him by a long, long time) before he went out and got laid. The only class act in his household is his wife, and in reality, she probably had a better chance of getting elected than he ever did. This guy is a lawyer and as such understands what a contract is and how binding they are, but for some strange reason he wasn't capable of keeping a simple marriage contract. Maybe his vows left out the parts about love, honor and cherish, till death do us part, in sickness and in health etc...etc... The pundits claim his political career is over, and I hope they are right for once, although he had a former adviser to Jesse Jackson coming to his aid this past week, but I don't know how they are going to get him off on the Jesse Jackson "This is a black thing and you white people don't understand" excuse, this guy's as white as they get. Then there is the money trail and the woman refusing to get a DNA test and the fact that everyone who sees the kid says it looks just like Mr. Edwards, Hmmmm sumpin fishy's goin on here!

If I was John Edwards I would have gotten Bill Clinton on the phone as soon as I was found out and asked him for his advise. I am sure Mr. Clinton would have told him to come clean as Mr. Clinton will forever be remembered as the President who lied to all of the American public on national television,when he denied getting a Blo_ Jo_ from Monica Lewinsky in the oval office, when in fact he got that and much more. And most of any good he did while President will go unnoticed, and be of little interest to the public as a result of his indiscretions, breach of his marriage vows and subsequent lie that brought everything right into the world spotlight. With all of the lying politicians that have been caught in the recent past I can't understand why Mr. Edwards chose this path, he's a bright guy. Look at Senator Larry Craig, caught with his hand in a men's room stall at the Minneapolis Airport trying to arrange a date for sex with a man taking a sh _t, Congressman Randall "Duke" Cunningham caught with his hand in the national defense contractor's bribery and buy my office, cookie jar, Congressman Wilbur Mills caught with his hand in Fanny Fox's cookie jar in a Washington fountain, Senator Bob Packwood caught trying to get his greasy hands into as many women's cookie jars as possible and finally being forced to resign and the list goes on and on and on. Well, good bye to Mr. Edwards and good riddance, he can now join the ranks of the other political slime balls who have sullied their offices, positions and reputations with their own scandalous behavior and lies, he won't even make a good footnote in history and deservedly so.