Monday, May 19, 2008

Stop Picking On My Wife You Big Mean Weiner Kissers!

I thought I would have to leave the day with just one short message when low and behold the Democratic front runner steps up and tells the GOP (Republicans for the uninformed) to leave his wife alone. I hope the good Senator from Illinois is only kidding? There isn't a presidential hopeful since Lincoln that hasn't had his wife scrutinized by the public. And for some recent history look at Senator Kerry's a _ _ kicking he took over his illustrious wife and life partner Teresa Heinz Kerry's statements, when he was after the Democratic nomination, the press couldn't get enough of her remarks. And speaking of Lincoln, come on now, Mary was a genuine piece of work. What the heck, presidential hopefuls aren't the only ones whose families are closely looked over. Remember a certain Billy Carter, Roz carter, Grandma Carter and who can forget Roger Clinton, a stand up act if there ever was one. Poor Harry Truman, who by the way I think was a pretty decent president, had his daughter Margaret attacked for her musical talent. Ronald Reagan's kids were an entertaining lot and as embarrassing as they come. Even the current sitting lame duck President has had his moments when his wife and daughters have had the once over more than a few times. You can't leave out the Ford kids and the family that tops them all is the Gores, a veritable soap opera. The fact is, I can't remember one single politician who is any worse for the wear after being looked over and commented on by the media or one of the political propaganda machines. Look at other public figures, the queen's daughter, Charles's ears, Fergie and man oh man I almost left out good old Camilla, no one is immune, and shouldn't be, that my friend is the price for celebrity, fame and fortune.

Some of the above deserve none of the criticism they have had leveled at them. Then there are those who deserve every letter of every sentence printed about them. In the case of Michelle Obama, in case you were unaware of one of the two people the topic of this blog is dedicated to today, deserves everything and more. That UN-American foot in the mouth mate of the Hopeful should learn to keep her mouth shut. And if her husband shares her view , "For the first time in my life I am proud of my country" he ought to drop out of the race and take a hike with her. You mean she takes no pride in the fact that she got the chance to go to Harvard, was given, mind you , given a $300,000 a year (an approximately $140,00 raise), as soon as her husband made Senator, job. Has been accorded every privilege that any human, white-black-Asian-Hispanic-or any other group for that matter could have in this great country. Is considered by the left to be part of the elite, where does she get off. And Michelle, cut the angry black woman crap, you of all black people have no business being angry, give it a rest, you and Barack Hussein are living the American dream to the max, you two are in the top 5% of Americans based on income and assets. Which brings me to today's subject.

Sooooooo Barack, this is the way American politics works. You decide to run or someone really rich and powerful with so many skeletons in his or her closet that they can't run for dog catcher, decides you are their guy and they promise to make you rich and powerful beyond your wildest dreams if you run for some high political (the presidency in this case) office and you, being in pursuit of the American Dream take the bait. But wait, there are strings attached and you knew this all along because you are a Harvard graduate and they don't socially promote, so you are really a bright guy (you notice I didn't use the word articulate because I think you really are smart) in reality, ready for anything that is thrown at you and this low class thing and don't target my wife is just to appease the little woman a little and show her that you aren't completely insensitive to her needs, well maybe. Anyway, that's politics Barack and you know it, so wipe the sour look off your face and tell your wife to stop the stupid remarks, if you are elected she has four years to say anything she wants and then you will be voted out of office.

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